Hot chats between girl and boy


06-Nov-2015 10:49

Girl: I have a boyfriend Boy: I have a math test Girl: What? Why don't you take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit 'O' Honey? Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you're so dope. I advise you to surrender immediately, or I'll have to use a chat up line.

" Instead of being the derivative, id much rather be the secant so i can touch u not only once, but twice Boy: Girl, whats your number? Boy: "Oh I must have forgotten the letters U R A Q T" Do You Like Nintendo? If I hired 1,000 artists and made them work for 100 years they still wouldn't be able to paint a picture that is as beautiful as you. You getting into those tight pants or me getting you out of them? "Give me 30 minutes over lunch, and i will win your heart, as you have already won mine." Hey beautiful, they call me Jolly Rancher cause I stay hard for a long time! "My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. " "Look you little Juicy Fruit, don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. (make her look) Would you like a gin and platonic or a Scotch and sofa?

You've practically seen each other inside out yet there's no tension. But those guys who have a girl best friend and those girls who have a guy best friend can vouch for all the crazy, fun, dramatic, disgusting and nonsense things that are discussed and exhibited day in and day out. So if you're one of those who are LUCKY enough to have a girl/guy best friend, here are some conversations that you've definitely been part of. A friend in need is a friend indeed Girl: Let's go out.

") "Oh sorry my parents just told me to follow my dreams." Boy: "Hi, is your name Google? ) Boy: "Because you have everything I'm looking for! Hello, I'm Preston." Yawning Girl Pick Up Lines "I'm tired too. " How come i know the hundreds of digits of Pi, but not the 7 digits of your phone number? "Girl, I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't got past your eyes!

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" "Hi, i'm writing a phone book, can I have your number? How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day! "Hi, i'm wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be." Hello, I'm bisexual. If I were a gardener, I'd put your tulips and my tulips together.

Roses are red, violets are blue, what will it take to Snapchat your boobs. Boy: Oh I thought we were talking about things we could cheat on Boy: Lets play the firetruck game Girl: How do you play Boy: I run my fingers up your legs and you say red light when you want me to stop Girl: Okay Boy: Fire trucks don't stop for red lights! "How about I grab your delicious Mounds, pull down your Snickers and put my Butterfinger up your tight little Kit Kat until you scream Oh Henry! Are you a parking ticket coz you got fine written all over you?

I'm no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight. " If I was a cat I'd spend all my 9 lives with you." "Girl, I can give you what a thunderstorm can, 10-12 inches and you won't be able to leave the house for 2 to 3 days!

I know you haven't been studying, You must want the "D" I'm not a photographer....I can picture us together. " Girl: "I thought it was a penny" Boy: "I think your thoughts are worth more!

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, and one of the youngest scriptwriters in the Indian television industry draws up a list of some very, very familiar conversations that best friends of opposite gender have had :-) Illustrations: Dominic Xavier/f Einstein was a relationship counsellor, he'd give up research, if he were to decipher girl-guy friendships. No matter how hard you try, you really can't decipher what they're about. You discuss sex in graphic detail but never end up indulging in it (well, mostly)!

You get drunk every other night, sometimes end up sharing the same bed also but it's all cool and 'untouched' the next morning. Why don't you call that hot friend of yours as well?



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