Funny taglines for dating profiles
' (Even lottery playing ghosts are desperate for love)It's a common misconception that you'll get a better class of person on a 'paid for' dating site, or perhaps someone who's more serious about a relationship than those maniacs on free sites who may as well just jump up and down on the spot shouting "SHAG ME I HAVE NO MONEY OR SOCIAL SKILLS!
) ' i bought a new pair of shoes.......;)' (Informative.) 'We are such stuff as dreams are made on.' (*stunned*) 'It could be youuuuuuu! So given that I've probably looked, sneered, screamed and sighed at hundreds of profiles, I'm still no further forward in my quest to find someone who will make me laugh and tolerate my bed head in the morning and I'm sure I'm not alone.
So first up is Plenty of Fish, one of the more popular dating sites and by 'popular' I mean that it's free, there is no vetting process and it's like looking through 700,000 profiles from people who would quite happily set you on fire. Looks wise this isn't too bad and a million times better than that abomination from hell, Plenty of Fish.
On the male side you have highly original taglines, for example: 'Looking to meat someone.' (sinister) 'Who's out there! ) 'Left prison for good' (Stayed in prison for evil? It's slightly more laid back than a lot of other sites but the thing that bothers me about this site is the 400,000 questions you can answer to compare with potential partner's answers and see if you're compatible. Then they rate you a 'match' a 'friend' or an 'enemy.' I like the enemy part though and hope there's some sort of battle involved if you decide to meet up with rewards unlocked at the end. Are some sex acts with consenting adults inherently wrong or immoral? Would you date someone who still lives with his/her parents? The Lads 'Currently working for the world's largest cheese producer' - Oh my. Clearly doesn't work :)' - But you've put that on an online dati.... 'My default setting is 'courteously defferential', although the blinkered, myopic, condescending and arrogant tend to find this changes quickly.' - Oh give me a fucking break.
Some of the questions you can answer: Do you wear expensive designer clothes? Only if they were about to inherit the massive house their parents owned.
People who like RECEIVING anal sex are - fucking awesome.
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Who needs romance when you can be ridiculously picky and specify what you want from another human being, even down to their eye colour. " The truth is, people will pay on some sites and also post on free sites too so I'd check out the free ones first as I've seen the same users on both Ok Cupid and The Ladies 'Don't message me, I don't want to talk to you. 'My favourite word in the English language is "meadow" - aw, mine is 'cunt.'...
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- those were the droids I was looking for.' Yeah, this is from my own profile showing that I'm actually as crap as everyone else.We strive to provide the most exquisite arrangements and service for individuals and events by transforming thoughts and feelings into floral art, using color, texture, form and style to communicate.