French rule for dating younger women
You might learn something instead of always being the guy who has to teach.
Even though I’ve always felt that picking my favorite season was kind of like choosing between peanut butter and jelly, fall is unquestionably my favorite time of year.
My friend said, "Son, you're 18 years old, so I am going to tell you how you date.
Since you are 18 years old, you are allowed to date a woman half your age plus seven." Son looked at him and said, "Alright, Dad.
So the ripe old age of 14 -- the age when you still have pimples, are as insecure as can be and are unlikely to get anything more than a kiss from a woman your own age -- is the only time when you can enjoy dating a woman your own age? Add seven to that, so you can date a 12-year-old -- an older woman"?
What about if your 10-year-old looks at you and says, "I'm ready to date, Dad"? There is so much a 12-year-old can teach a 10-year-old -- advanced coloring, advanced texting, and so many other important life skills.
You can go back to attending frat parties and having people throw up on you. Do you really want to date someone who hasn't actually had a real job yet and is still going out and drinking like a college student? She's been around the block a bit, but she's still not a luscious, incredible woman over the age of 30 yet. So at 46, you finally get to have incredible sex with a beautiful, mature woman -- but you have to wait 46 years to do it, according to this urban legend. So finally, after all these years, you can actually date the kids you knew when they were kids. Here they are, still looking great, young and fantastic, and there you are with your skin sagging everywhere.
You're 50, so that means you can date a woman who is 32.
And that means I can date a woman who is 16." Based upon this rule, the only time that a man can date a woman his own age is when he's 14 years old (because half of 14 is seven, and seven plus seven is 14).