Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up. Roses are red, violets are blue, NOW GET UR ASS IN THE VAN!!!! I’m no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight. If we were both squirrels, would you play with my nuts? You can easily choose what to use to win a girl's heart or to cheer up a friend.Do something nice for your chat partner and show them that you care. I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?
All I want is peace and quiet, give me a piece and I’ll be quiet. If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
You remind me of my pinky toe, your small, cute, and i am probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight.
Hey, I’m from the Middle East, and i have a weapon of mass destruction in my pants.
Dirty lines work very well, especially for you girls.
A word of warning, only use dirty chat up lines when you are sure no one else can hear, or they can backfire on you.