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Einstein, Socrates, Voltaire, Marx (Groucho, that is), they have all had their say on marriage.
But so have Billy Connolly, Princess Diana and Terry Pratchett.
I'd be in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats" Comedian Woody Allen (1935-), who also said: "Marriage is the death of hope" and that "I tended to place my wife under a pedestal." • 30 best Woody Allen lines "When I get married, I want to be really married" Actress Audrey Hepburn (1929-1993).
"A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married.
She suffered from migraine headaches that left her bedridden for days on end.
• US Presidents: 30 great one-liners “No bathroom on earth will make up for marrying a bearded man you hate” Dodie Smith (1896-1990), author of The Hundred and One Dalmatians (above) in a line from her first novel, I Capture the Castle.
She married the (beardless) former furniture maker Alec Macbeth Beesley in 1939.
In her autobiography, Dodie attributed 45 years of happy married life in part to their habit of maintaining separate bedrooms.
Gallery compiled by Martin Chilton "Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory." Abraham Lincoln was the 16th President of the United States, serving from March 1861 until his assassination in April 1865.
Lincoln had a stormy marriage to Mary Todd, who had bouts of impulsive shopping and was subject to paranoid fears about dogs and lightning storms.