Big buts dating
You’ve said, even if only one time, “Watch out, fanny coming through” because let’s be honest, its big and it gets in the way. In high school, middle school, or maybe even now, your butt had/has a nickname. Every time that song comes on the radio you start twerkin’ that thing like nobody’s business.
You’ve never laughed harder than when your friends tell you, you can borrow a pair of their jeans or a bathing suit. When you are dancing, drunk and/or sober, you are always backing that thanggg up. You hit up Target, duh, and buy large bottoms because let’s be honest, nothing else is going to fit that big ole behind of yours. Booty shorts are an absolute staple in your wardrobe. Your friends are constantly telling you that you’re not skinny but you’re not quite fat either, you’re just..
They don’t fit, they aren’t created equal, and they are the absolute worst.
You are determined to keep that butt of yours perky.