Best online dating jokes

24-Jul-2016 03:29

As gorgeous as you are, I’m not cutting off three inches for anyone.” Doctor Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long.

No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn’t. But every once in a while, he’d hear an internal, reassuring voice that said, “Dave, don’t worry about it.

I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu.

She sent me a note: “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pants.” So I wrote back: “Give me the wine.

Why get your buddies together to share the best filthy jokes they know when you’ve got the Internet?

The World Wide Web is home to some rather risque humor, and we’ve found the best of it.

But about 30 minutes later she is still looking at the condoms.

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